May 2013
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FUCK ALEKS
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When my parents told me not to touch something...
fuckyeahlaughters:
while they’re standing there i’m like…..
as soon as they leave…..
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“
1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...
– (via atomiclanterns)
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COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
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thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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fuckyeahlaughters:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
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theselener:
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theselener:
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
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CRAVING
crawfish, crabs, and seafood. Really bad. Anyone wanna take me? ):
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Why won’t they shit out babies yet?
– Michelle Wang, talking about her fish
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fuckyeahlaughters:
do you ever get so emotional and you just
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You might be sitting with him at the kitchen table drinking coffee from...
– Carrie Laski, Things To Say Besides I Love You (via thoughtcatalog)
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lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
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