May 2013
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May 20th
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May 20th
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FUCK ALEKS
May 20th
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When my parents told me not to touch something...
fuckyeahlaughters: while they’re standing there i’m like….. as soon as they leave…..  
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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““ 1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via atomiclanterns)
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
May 19th
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May 19th
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thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
May 19th
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fuckyeahlaughters: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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CRAVING
crawfish, crabs, and seafood. Really bad. Anyone wanna take me? ):
May 17th
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“Why won’t they shit out babies yet?”
– Michelle Wang, talking about her fish
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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fuckyeahlaughters: do you ever get so emotional and you just
May 16th
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May 16th
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“You might be sitting with him at the kitchen table drinking coffee from...”
– Carrie Laski, Things To Say Besides I Love You (via thoughtcatalog)
May 15th
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May 15th
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lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
May 15th
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