arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

fuckyeahlaughters:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

theselener:

theselener:

theselener:

what’s the richest kind of air

billionaire

i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds

feithne:

I was sitting in the library doing my homework one day when a group of thugs entered and approached me. One smiled gently and reached a hand out to me. “It’s time,” he said solemnly. “The thug life has chosen you.”